Okay, so it's almost Valentine's Day and my mom has to work, which means a) I have the house all to myself, and b) I can watch movies I'm kind of embarrassed to own!
Sadly, Valentine's Day-themed horror movies aren't well-represented in my collection,* but I do have the original "My Bloody Valentine" (1981) uncut. I could stream it, if anyone's interested. Also, here is the TVTropes page (spoilers).
(If anyone has any other Valentine's Day-themed horror movies we could have a marathon, maybe? I dunno, I've never streamed anything before.)
*How badly represented? I spent the day asking myself, "Was that 'Roses are Red/Violets are blue' poem from the original or the remake?" and it ended up being from Valentine, which is another movie altogether.