Let the Iniquitous be Cut Down (684 words) by terajk
Fandom: Soul Eater, Children of the Corn - Stephen King
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Patty Thompson, Maka Albarn, Black Star, Death the Kid
Patti thinks that's a stupid name for a movie.
I didn't know how to warn for this, but (skip) children are killed as befits the fandoms involved and also it's implied that (skip) Maka killed Crona.
Title: With Apologies to Terry Pratchett
Fandoms: Soul Eater/Final Destination series
Characters, Shinigami-sama, Death the Kid, Final Destination!Death (who I gave a name, more or less)
Word count: 288
Summary: "Something's...happened, Father."
Warning: Flippant attitudes about violent death
Introduction: Statistics Made so Simple Even Usagi-chan Can Understand It
But what appeals to most writers/artists about them is different than what appeals to me about them (ie. people don't put them together how I want. *pouty face*)
Like, a lot of Pairing I run into has Person A being all shy and submissive and usually having a binary gender, while Person B is being all gentle. Whereas I want neurotype-clashing (one demands perfection; the other can't admit competence) and "I'd prefer you over there today" and "Crona is coming to class this week if we have to drag them. Come on, Black * Star," and "Dammit, didn't our friendship fix you yet?" **(although a third person might do that) and Person A exploiting Person B's disability to avoid doing/escape from things that frighten them. ("I'll go check!" *has no intention of coming back*). And then they have adventures. Also, body horror, because why not?
*At this point they aren't romantically involved, but would do a kink_bingo square together.
**On the one hand, Crona is perfect for messing with the "true love can cure disabilities" trope; on the other, madness is so normal in Soul Eater that maybe nobody gives a damn.
Stein: Should I go as Thor?
Marie: Not unless you're BJ.
Someone's character is about to get broken, I swear.
2. One of the reasons I have trouble writing Tsubaki Nakatsukasa is because she isn't annoyed with me. It's several hours of Kirby later, and she's plenty annoyed with me. BOSS! (She gets this theme hummed at her a lot.)
3. She probably doesn't like Mega Man, either. Sadly, all my Mega Man games are packed.
Title: Race to Redemption!
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Kirby, Ranma 1/2, Soul Eater
Characters: local Azula, various
Summary: You don't want to know how hard I worked on this.
Note: Spoilers for ALL THE THINGS except Kirby. Also, Ryouga is leading the way because....the road to redemption doesn't require navigational skills, I guess?
( Race to Redemption! )
They're both badass! They're both insecure about their own abilities at some point in time and work through it! (Katara being jealous/frustrated that Aang learns waterbending moves so easily; Maka feeling like she's not as strong as Black*Star or Kid) and angry with their fathers! They both get a lot of fandom hate/dislike for being
Actually, one reason I have trouble writing them both is because of the hate they get. Because I love that they get angry and frustrated and make mistakes! (And tbh, I can't think of any characters who never make mistakes, ever--hell, even local Joan Watson ( Elementary spoilers ) And I'm like: "But how do I write them doing these things--which darling dudes do, too, btw--without them looking like Bad People? And then I chicken out.
*And I would ship them with/have them talk to Hermione Granger from Harry Potter.
Title: Someone is Wrong on the Internet
Fandoms: Homestuck/Soul Eater
Characters:Death the Kid, Karkat Vantas
Rating: NSFW, on account of Karkat's mouth.
Word count: 100
Summary: Karkat just wants to argue with himself in peace.
( Someone is Wrong on the Internet )
So, I've been looking through all the Soul Eater confessions on Tumblr (a dangerous business, I know). And amid all the anonymous dislike of Maka (:0), the anonymous hate for Kid ( D:), and the anonymous love for Excalibur (<3!) I found the most disturbing thing ever. Someone hates Blair.
What makes my feels hilarious is that I wasn't sure what to think of Blair at first. But...she's a graduate of the Touhou Project School of Conflict Resolution! (So what if you took one of my souls? I'll be your pet!) Everything she touches turns to fun! She beat up a ghost in her cat form! She out-succubused a succubus!
Out-succubused a SUCCUBUS, fandom. Come the fuck on.