I saw "Cooties" and hated it. Learn from my mistakes

[terajk]

See, I thought it was a horror movie with comedic elements, so interpreted all the unlikable teachers with terrible boundaries as Asshole Victims.

But Cooties is really a comedy with horror elements, so they were Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonists (which means they learned nothing and didn't die)

You will spend 85 minutes with 90% of these assholes.