(I once was in SFO Airport, with my carryon luggage precariously racked on my lap, pushing myself up a carpeted incline. Carpet + incline = slow going, of course, so I was really putting my back into it, and an airport employee came up behind me and shoved, with no warning. Cue luggage falling everywhere, coming unzipped, and dumping my stuff everywhere. Cue airport employee melting away into nothing, embarrassed.)
I have been known to turn my head and actually snap "Thank you, but there are no handles for a reason," so this prompt is VERY TEMPTING.
Re: DC Comics, Barbara Gordon
(I once was in SFO Airport, with my carryon luggage precariously racked on my lap, pushing myself up a carpeted incline. Carpet + incline = slow going, of course, so I was really putting my back into it, and an airport employee came up behind me and shoved, with no warning. Cue luggage falling everywhere, coming unzipped, and dumping my stuff everywhere. Cue airport employee melting away into nothing, embarrassed.)
I have been known to turn my head and actually snap "Thank you, but there are no handles for a reason," so this prompt is VERY TEMPTING.