Fandom, you have ruined me. RUINED me

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I spent the day having a Twin Peaks marathon (There's a PSP game I need to finish for review...I am stuck). Then my Unrated Director's Cut of Cabin Fever came, and as the credits rolled I thought the name of the composer who did some of the music, Angelo Badalamenti, looked familiar. I thought: "No. He couldn't be the composer for Twin Peaks."

But he is, Internet. I looked it up.

And now I want Agent Cooper and Albert to investigate The Virus (WHY???? I can see Albert working for the Centers for Disease Control, but Cooper?), where they meet up with Officer Winston. And Cooper is like: "You smell of marijuana" and "These children are drinking," and Officer Winston is like: "You are the biggest douche ever, man," and although Albert thinks Officer Winston is a rube and an idiot, Officer Winston doesn't mind him because at least he doesn't act like his fucking mother. And Cooper is annoyed because he can't drink any coffee.*

I blame you all.




*But maybe coffee is The Virus's War of the Worlds-style mortal weakness.