Azula is ashamed that a four year old is scarier than she is*

 Or, only one of these is actually a drabble:

( Azula & Ursa, Azula's preference for women )

( between Hostel 1 & 2, Paxton/Stephanie, R for language )

( wee!Michael Myers, playing with the babysitter, PG-13 for language & wee!Michael )

Bonus!:
( wee!Michael vs. Freddy Krueger, violence and sexual thoughts of a child. Also, I think Fullmetal Alchemist got in here )

*Azula's problem is that she is an actual human being. This cannot be corrected with practice.