“Akane, dear, thank goodness. I was afraid my son would answer.”
“Are you all right, auntie?”
“Fine, just fine, thank you. But I won’t be able to make it to dinner tonight. I’m so sorry.”
“We…can come get you, if you’re lost.”
“Oh, no, no, no. I’m just in jail.”
"What?”
“Don’t worry--it happens now and then.”
“WHAT?”
“It’s nothing, really. Some stranger just offers to take me home and doesn’t take no for an answer, so I knock them unconscious and slash their tires.”
“That’s terrible! But…why slash their tires if they’re already unconscious?”
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Date: 2012-02-07 02:01 pm (UTC)“Are you all right, auntie?”
“Fine, just fine, thank you. But I won’t be able to make it to dinner tonight. I’m so sorry.”
“We…can come get you, if you’re lost.”
“Oh, no, no, no. I’m just in jail.”
"What?”
“Don’t worry--it happens now and then.”
“WHAT?”
“It’s nothing, really. Some stranger just offers to take me home and doesn’t take no for an answer, so I knock them unconscious and slash their tires.”
“That’s terrible! But…why slash their tires if they’re already unconscious?”
“Because they call me sweetie.”