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Y'ALL! The lovely lizcommotion sent me a package FULL of Ranma 1/2 goodies, because she is ~~moving~~ AWESOME! So now I have an adorable P-chan pin, a sparkly trading card and, like, FOUR soundtrack CDs! They'll come in handy for the queer_fest fic, let me tell you. In fact, I've already put the CDs to good use: I listened to them while playing the game I'm supposed to be reviewing, and while writing ridiculous AtLA/Ranma 1/2 crossover drabbles. And here they are!

Title: The Further Adventures of Ryoga in the Avatarverse
Fandoms: AtLA/Ranma 1/2
Characters: Ryoga, Team Avatar, Ty Lee, Azula
Rating: G
Word count: 200
Note: Follow from this.

“Katara,” Sokka says carefully, “what did you do to Aang’s earthbending teacher?” Then he says, “Ow!” because Toph hits him in the head with a rock.

“I…I don’t know! Toph picked a random fight with him, so I thought…”

“And I thought I was going to get a new earthbending teacher.” Another rock; Aang stops it in midair, spins it inches from his hand.

Toph spits. “Who cares what happened? All we know is that Katara did something really stupid--“

“I did not!”

“--and we need to get rid of the evidence. I say we have pork for dinner.”

It’s not Ty Lee’s place to tell Azula (she’s wrong) what to do, but she really doesn’t think they should fight this guy. He just popped out of the ground and asked where he was--which is certainly weird, but…shouldn’t they be trying to capture Zuko? Or the Avatar? Who cares about some random earthbender?

Plus, Ty Lee can feel his chi from here.

“You really are stupid, aren’t you?” Azula says, and Ty Lee wants to say No, don’t do this, it’s wrong but she can only feel his chi swelling.

Then…then…

And then the world explodes.