Ficlet: "Dude" (Soul Eater, Soul & Kid)

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Title: Dude
Fandom: Soul Eater
Characters: Soul 'Eater' Evans, Death the Kid
Rating: G
Word count: 150
Note: Sequel to this.


"Dude, come on. We're friends, right?"

"Yes, but no."

"Look. I never ask you for anything."

"You cheated off me once."

"Yeah, but I didn't ask."

"I'm still waiting for that pencil I lent you, by the way."

"Okay, okay. But this isn't for me. It's for Maka. She loves that Dragon Quest crap."

"Doesn't Maka already have a Dragon Quest slime plush?"

"These are met--gray ones, man. They're super-rare or something, I don't know."

"Excellent. Have fun in line."

"Kid, I bet you don't even need to sleep. You could go there right now and--"

"Go there yourself."

"I am, going okay? I want one, too. And if you tell Black*Star I'll find a way to kill you."

"Ah. What's in this for me, then?"

"Uh, your pencil?...Eight pencils?...What?"

"Perhaps if you provided the musical entertainment at my next party?"

"..."

"..."

"I hate you so much right now."