You should all be glad I don't review movies anymore

[terajk]

I really liked this movie about a tire that kills people with its mind. Yeah, there was a lot of the-camera-lingering-too-long-on-nothing, but honestly. Would the tire confess his* love for the driver lady? Why the hell did he blow up the stuff he couldn't roll over when he could have just gone around? Why did the dude in the glasses bring the last spectator a ton of poisoned food and when the spectator refused to eat it Dude in Glasses ate the food that he himself poisoned and then was like: "OH GOD I'M DYING HELP ME !!!"

(Also, I find myself really wanting fic where Lieutenant Chad teams up with Deputy Winston from Cabin Fever and they solve crimes together. And by "solve crimes" I mean "make everything a million times worse and escape retribution.")


*Other characters call the tire "he," and in the credits he's listed as "Robert."