Reading horrible, ableist things to imaginary people: Adventure Time edition

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Finn: All right, dude. Find me something to read, I guess.
Me: Okay. *looks up math disability things*
Finn: No, no, not for me.
Me: Aw, BUTTS.
Me: Go away, Finn. I need some time.
Finn: *does not actually go away*
Very first thing I found: It's perfectly natural to wish the person was dead.
Finn: What.
Me: Oh, God, this is even worse than that book I read Azula that one time.
Stuff I keep finding: *wishing the person was dead is actually a common theme*
Finn: These people...are...TOOLS!
Finn: *despairs for his species*
Finn: *realizes a fist raised in righteous anger won't fix this; despairs more*
Me: *lifts moratorium on letting Finn interact with other humans; sends him to talk/do ninja stuff with Ranma Saotome because if anyone can help you sort out your complicated feelings about the dude who tried to kill you five and a half times, it's Ranma*
Finn: The Ice King is a total wad, but he's my wad. (I don't think this is an epiphany so much as Finn putting his feelings into words for my benefit)
Finn: *knocked Ryoga out for being a creeper; apologized to Ranma "for punching out your wad"*
Ranma: Enh, he deserved it.