Hey this is progress for me, OK? Also, a meme

I think nenena's birthday present (which is no longer her birthday present, I guess) has passed through an "Oh, God why did I even attempt to write this story, I have no idea how to write an adventure and I picked the wrong villains, their culture is vague as shit and even their canon admits that it is really, really weird they could get away with their villainy for this long and also this story is just stupid" phase.

( Cut to spare you )

In other news, here is a meme, stolen from inkstone:

Give me a fandom and at least one other thing (prompt, kink, pairing, color, whatever) and I will attempt to write you a one sentence fic.