This is death.
Jul. 5th, 2011 06:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
terajkInternet, I want to write drabbles.* I just don't know what I want to write them about.
Um. Prompt me?
Fandoms I've written for, in alphabetical order;
Aladdin (1992)
Azumanga Daioh
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Dark Crystal (1982)
Fruits Basket (I just finished volume 10 of the manga)
Halloween (1978)
Princess and the Frog (2009)
Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Ranma 1/2
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Shikabane Hime
Spirited Away
Twin Peaks
Stump the Author is welcome. It is so welcome that you don't even have to stick to the list. (NB: Whenever someone says: "I saw the most violent, disgusting horror move ever and thought of you!" and I am ready to defend myself as having standards, it turns out that not only have i seen the movie in question, it was probably my favorite movie of the year). The ultimate Stump the Author is porn. You may prompt it, if you don't mind terrible porn. But at least it will be over soon.
*By which I mean "things that are exactly 100 words long, except that different word counters give me different word counts, because they are bastards."
Um. Prompt me?
Fandoms I've written for, in alphabetical order;
Aladdin (1992)
Azumanga Daioh
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Dark Crystal (1982)
Fruits Basket (I just finished volume 10 of the manga)
Halloween (1978)
Princess and the Frog (2009)
Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Ranma 1/2
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Shikabane Hime
Spirited Away
Twin Peaks
Stump the Author is welcome. It is so welcome that you don't even have to stick to the list. (NB: Whenever someone says: "I saw the most violent, disgusting horror move ever and thought of you!" and I am ready to defend myself as having standards, it turns out that not only have i seen the movie in question, it was probably my favorite movie of the year). The ultimate Stump the Author is porn. You may prompt it, if you don't mind terrible porn. But at least it will be over soon.
*By which I mean "things that are exactly 100 words long, except that different word counters give me different word counts, because they are bastards."
Re: Closer to a doubble (PG, Judith, Michael, OFC)
Date: 2011-07-07 11:26 pm (UTC)(Why yes, I am sick and twisted -- apparently, so are you.) ;D
Not at all what I was expecting, but what an AWESOME surprise! This so much better than anything I could have dreamed up.
Re: Closer to a doubble (PG, Judith, Michael, OFC)
Date: 2011-07-07 11:46 pm (UTC)What can I say? I have a fondness for wee!Michael. And call-forwards. Also, Judith. (Poor Judith). And horrible puns most of all. :D
I'm glad you liked it! It was fun!
Re: Closer to a doubble (PG, Judith, Michael, OFC)
Date: 2011-07-08 02:59 am (UTC)*ponders wee!Michael*
I wonder how things would have turned out for Freddy if Michael had lived on Elm Street? *sporfle*
Re: Closer to a doubble (PG, Judith, Michael, OFC)
Date: 2011-07-08 05:56 pm (UTC)I wonder how things would have turned out for Freddy if Michael had lived on Elm Street? *sporfle*
OH. MY. GOD. This is genius.
*ponders*
Wee!Michael, Freddy (V for violence, 277 words)
Date: 2011-07-08 06:56 pm (UTC)This is a hard question. Michael likes Coco Wheats, and the sharp letter his name starts with; he likes his pajamas with dinosaurs on them (they're in the wash, so he has to wear the ones with the cars); he likes it when his parents are gone and Judith orders pizza, and when the big girls hang upside down on the monkey bars and forget they aren't wearing shorts under their skirts. He likes Walter Cronkite and putting his hand on Mommy's tummy to feel the baby kick. (He imagines it's the beating of her heart--he knows it's a girl baby, because everyone knows it goes girl, boy, girl--and can't wait to crush it).
He doesn't know how he feels about the funhouse. (He only wishes he was wearing his dinosaur pajamas, because the car ones are kind of stupid--especially when you see twenty of them all around, which is as high as he can count). But he really likes the guy in the stripey sweater.
"Isn't it pretty? Couldn't you just die?"
Shouldn't your puns be better? Michael thinks.
"Look at all the Michaels!" stripey-sweater says. "You don't like it when people look at you, do you, Michael?"
Suddenly, all the Michaels reach behind themselves as he puts his hand, flat, on the mirror behind him. He's like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat--or, you know, an ice-pick out of a mirror. Then he makes an M in Stripey Sweater's chest--big, because he only learned how last week--and admires his work.
Yes, he likes Stripey Sweater really a lot.
Re: Wee!Michael, Freddy (V for violence, 277 words)
Date: 2011-07-08 09:05 pm (UTC)Ah iz in lurrrrrv with your wee!Michael.
*huggles*Meeps! *takes ice-pick away & huggles*PS:
Will you have my children? ;D
Re: Wee!Michael, Freddy (V for violence, 277 words)
Date: 2011-07-09 12:19 am (UTC)Ah lurrvs him, too! I want all wee!Michael's adventures. Maybe he goes with Linus to see the Great Pumpkin on Halloween. Or he gets a Good Guy doll for his birthday. Maybe he goes to his friend Damien's birthday party. Maybe the monster in his closet is hiding from him.
*Coco Wheats and pizza for wee!Michael*
Will you have my children? ;D
Yes! But they will all be the Antichrist :D :D :D
Re: Wee!Michael, Freddy (V for violence, 277 words)
Date: 2011-07-09 01:49 am (UTC)Michael gives Damien a Good Guy doll -- and the birthday party is a sleep-over. *giggles insanely*
Maybe the monster in his closet is hiding from him.
LOL, I'd believe that. OMG! Halloween at Monster's Inc. ROFLMAO
OMFG, you are a genius!
Date: 2011-07-09 01:57 am (UTC)He had to spend weeks selling lemonade to save up the money. And, you know, scaring the pizza guy.
And Chucky plays Hide the Soul, and can't find one in either of them. :D
Re: Wee!Michael, Freddy (V for violence, 277 words)
Date: 2011-07-09 01:54 am (UTC)Ummmm... hang on a sec. *puts Sam & Dean Winchester on speed-dial* Okay, I'm ready. (see icon)
Re: Wee!Michael, Freddy (V for violence, 277 words)
Date: 2011-07-09 02:00 am (UTC)*giggles*