All my Azula/Toph stories will be like this, except for the thing about Teo

[terajk]

In not-even 500 words, we have:

• use of Teo in a metaphor worthy of Zuko (and not by a member of the Fire Nation royal family)
• the F-word
• gratuitous lying (also not by a member of the Fire Nation royal family)
• ableism on purpose
• accusations of incompetence
• more ableism on purpose
• "You don't even know you are wrong"--which pissed off Azula so much she has no comeback and I have to stop writing until she thinks of one

They haven't even gotten to: "At least I remember [our adventure], because I didn't spend half of it drunk." "I was not drunk, but if I was, it was your fault."

And they're supposed to be friends now. Sort of. I guess.