Stupid sexy Blair (It's drabble-time again.)

[terajk]

Okay, so I'm working on my "animal play" square for kink_bingo, and it's coming along but I may have broken Blair forever. And then Toph is like: "You know what? For your guro square can I have sex with Azula while imagining the decayed corpses of those guys I suffocated in a metal box? Or even take her there in multiple senses of the word, that would be so hot" and I'm like: "NO!" and Azula is like: "AHAHAHAHAHA" and "Great Sozin I hope so. You didn't plan any squares for me, you bitch."

*throws up hands*

So...drabbles for everyone! You can leave me a prompt or just a random phrase/word/piece of punctuation and I will write you 100 words of something I think you'll like.

Comments

[littlebutfierce]

Something about a genderqueer Toph maybe? :D

Something about genderqueer Toph (G, 100 words)

[terajk]

Toph doesn’t mind the silk robes, the small, quiet movements (the better to sneak into the kitchen for warm lotus-seed cake). It’s a fun nest of badgermole tunnels to play in, sometimes, when Mom and Dad don’t force it.

Fighting is Toph’s favorite thing ever--okay, teasing is a close second--and huge, muscly wrestlers are some of Toph’s favorite people. Toph is a huge, muscly wrestler, even if it takes the Ember Island Players to notice.

If you asked “Boy or girl?” though, and really wanted an answer, Toph would say “Greatest earthbender in the world," and smile.

Re: Something about genderqueer Toph (G, 100 words)

[littlebutfierce]

If you asked “Boy or girl?” though, and really wanted an answer, Toph would say “Greatest earthbender in the world," and smile.

*____* So perfect. Thank you!!! :D

Re: Something about genderqueer Toph (G, 100 words)

[terajk]

Oh, no--thank YOU. <3

Lin says "Toph" (or "Sifu," during training) instead of "Mom" or "Dad."

Re: Something about genderqueer Toph (G, 100 words)

[littlebutfierce]

LINNNNNNNN. <3 <3 <3

Re: Something about genderqueer Toph (G, 100 words)

[terajk]

Lin is secretly amused/WTF? about all this "your honored mother" business.

Re: Something about genderqueer Toph (G, 100 words)

[troisroyaumes]

<3333 Eee, this is perfect!

Re: Something about genderqueer Toph (G, 100 words)

[terajk]

Thank you! It was really fun to write!

[sparkthatbled]

Something with Ryouga and Akane in it?