Drabble: Someone is Wrong on the Internet (Homestuck/Soul Eater)

[terajk]

I am so behind on Homestuck, y'all, so...have a drabble? (Stein probably gave Kid a B for this.)

Title: Someone is Wrong on the Internet
Fandoms: Homestuck/Soul Eater
Characters:Death the Kid, Karkat Vantas
Rating: NSFW, on account of Karkat's mouth.
Word count: 100
Summary: Karkat just wants to argue with himself in peace.

DeathTheKid [DTK] replied to Current CarcinoGeneticist’s [CCG’s] memo:

DTK: This would disgust me if it weren’t so pathetic.
CGC: GODDAMMIT.
DTK: No.
CGC: I BAN FIVE TEREZIS AND THEY DEGRADE INTO INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS. FUCK MY LIFE.
CGC: STOP DILUTING MY HATE FOR THIS OTHER VOMIT-SUCKING GRUBWORM.
DTK: Who is you.
CGC: SUCK MY NUB, MOIRAIL WHORE.
DTK: I'm disappointed, Vantas. Shouldn't your insults be better?
DTK: (Does this mean I get paid?)
CGC banned DTK from responding to the memo.
Future CarcinoGeneticist [FGC]: AGREED WITH THE EARTH TEREZI DOUCHEBAG FOR ONCE.
CGC banned FGC from responding to the memo.