I should build walls, for serious (The inside of my head is always like this, redux)

[terajk]

Presented without context, to spare me further shame:

Azula: I don’t do that. That idiot does things like that. On purpose.

(Me: *facepalm*)

Asura: Well, personifying humans' conceptions of madness is sort of my job. *high-pitched giggling on purpose*

Me: Oh, God, STOP TALKING TO EACH OTHER I AM ASHAMED OF THIS POTENTIAL CROSSOVER. (Plus, Princess, if you talk to anybody from Soul Eater it's obviously Professor Stein you go with, not least of all because I've seen his people skills confused with yours.)

Professor Stein: Lying to the audience for the win!

Me: Speaking of bastards who lie to the audience... Your Highness, do you remember what happened with Kyuubey?

Azula: Nothing happened with Kyuubey. 

Me: Exactly! Nothing happened with Kyuubey because it has no fear for you to exploit and, I’m sorry, but I’d rather you not die because space ferrets something something entropy. 

Death the Kid: Wait--what?

Me: I don’t know; I never took physics. And also, thank you, because if Her Highness is going to bait a god it should be the dumbass who asked Ranma Saotome’s father how to be a therapist. 

Nabiki Tendo: Wow.

Ranma: WHAT THE HELL.

Death the Kid: That isn’t what happened. At all.

Me: The guro square is a privilege, Kid. YOU CANNOT HAVE NICE THINGS EVER.

Patti: Aw.

Tsubaki: I was looking forward to that.

Maka: Me, too.

Crona: So...we're not doing that anymore?

Black *Star: *bitter weeping*

Professor Stein: Appalling.

Azula: Am I supposed to care about this?

Me: Only if you want the guro square.

Azula:  ...Oh. *ponders*